Here at Sailescapes we pride ourselves on our service to customers and try our best to answer all yacht charter questions clients ask us in a professional and polite manner. With some questions though it is hard to resist a cheeky answer to some of the more unusual questions, below is a small list of the questions we have answered in the last year.
How would you answer these? The person giving the best / funniest replies will win a day sail courtesy of Sailescapes.
1. Can you take a photograph of the sky and send it to me please? I want to know how blue it is !
2. I would like to charter a yacht overnight from Phuket to Koh Phangnan (that is about 800 miles !)
3. Is Phuket in the Pacific Ocean ?
4. Is Myanmar in Malaysia?
5. I have never sailed before, can I charter a yacht from you if you give me a few hours instruction?
6. I have seen a yacht on your web site that sleeps 8 people in 4 cabins, can it sleep 14?
7. How many sunset sails do you do in a day ?
8. Can I have sex on board the boat?
9. It has a motor ? if it has a motor why do you need sails ?
10. If there are no road signs how do you keep from getting lost ?
11. One of our Captains was asked for some clear bottles, when he asked why the lady said so I can take home all the different colours of water !
12. How do you keep track of all the Islands floating around ?